 | Boss Blaster | Win a boss battle. | 96.1% |
 | I've Seen Things | Discover 20 Collectibles. | 93.9% |
 | Fair Trade | Loan a Relic to the Scavenger Dude. | 90.7% |
 | Silver Star Dude | Win a Silver Star boss fight. | 88.8% |
 | YOLO | Invest in the Baller Package at the Business Dude. | 87.4% |
 | All You Can Eat | Defeat at least 100 Crabs in a single battle. | 77.6% |
 | The G.O.A.T. | Defeat the G.O.A.T. to earn a Gold Star in Tier 1. | 74.6% |
 | Dude Master | Earn all the Gold Stars for an individual Dude and his Relics. | 69.1% |
 | Nuclear Codes | Launch a Nuke. | 60.9% |
 | Self-Help | Have a Dude reach 15% Regeneration. | 59.4% |
 | I Wasn't Worried | Get 100 Saves in a single battle without losing. | 57.8% |
 | Thirsty Dudes | Beat round 80 without using any Dude Juice the entire run. | 46.9% |
 | De-Boned | Have a Dude generate 3 Skeledudes via the Gravestone Relic in a single battle. | 46.3% |
 | Single-Minded Dude | Win a run with at least 40 of a single Dude Type on your Roster. | 45.3% |
 | Out of Stock | Restock the Merchant Dude's shop 100 times. | 42.9% |
 | Probably Needed Those | No description listed on Steam. | 42.3% |
 | Liches Get Stitches | Have a Dude reach 10 stacks of Revenant during a battle. | 37.9% |
 | Can't Touch This | Have at least 5,000 Temporary Health on a single Dude during a battle. | 37.6% |
 | Dude Dabbler | Earn a Gold Star for at least one Dude Type from each Dude Family. | 35.2% |
 | Alternative Medicine | Have a Dude Type heal for 50,000 in a single battle using the Medical License. | 33.6% |
 | The Perfect Crit | Have a Dude reach 67% Crit Chance during a battle. | 32.5% |
 | Mega Crits | Have a Dude reach 1,500% Crit Damage during a battle. | 32.0% |
 | Overdue Charges | Build up 1,000 stored damage on a single Dude with the Bad Credit Trinket. | 28.5% |
 | You In Particular | Zap a single target with Bottled Lightning when there are at least 20 enemies present. | 26.3% |
 | Juggler | Throw the same enemy 3 times with Meteors in a single battle. | 25.8% |
 | Cleavin' Steven | Have a Dude reach 1,000% Cleave during a battle. | 25.3% |
 | Sensitivity Training | Win a run with Dudes from 5 different Dude Families and a Relic from the Smuggler Dude. | 22.8% |
 | M'Dude | Win a run with at least 20 stacks of the Fedora Trinket. | 22.6% |
 | Universal Dude | Earn Gold Stars for every Universal Relic. | 22.2% |
 | It's Over 3,000 | Have a Dude Type deal at least 3,000 Average DPS in a battle. | 22.0% |
 | Iron Dude | Win a run without using consumables during any boss fights. | 21.8% |
 | G.O.A.T. Crusher | Defeat the G.O.A.T. and all its minions in under 15 seconds. | 20.3% |
 | Necrodudicon | Summon at least 300 Skeledudes in a single battle. | 19.8% |
 | Dancing Shoes | Have a Dude reach 70% Evasion during a battle. | 18.6% |
 | No Thanks | Prevent 3,000,000 damage in a single battle. | 18.3% |
 | I'm Every Dude | Discover every Dude Type. | 17.5% |
 | Family Dude | Earn Gold Stars for all the Dudes and Relics in a Dude Family. Fixed in the Aug 14 1.0.12-rc.4 patch — progress from the Sci-Fi and Undead families now counts. | 17.4% |
 | Freight Train | Defeat the Killipede to earn a Gold Star in Tier 2. | 15.4% |
 | Safe Space | Give Therapy to Dudes in 3 different runs. | 14.4% |
 | Anger Management | Have a Viking Dude reach 200 stacks of Loki's Arm during a battle. | 12.0% |
 | Actuary | Collect at least $2,000 worth of Life Insurance payouts in a single run. | 11.0% |
 | Yoink | Lifesteal 10,000,000 HP. | 10.4% |
 | Trinket Tinkerer | Discover every Trinket. | 10.1% |
 | Dude of the Day | Win a Daily Dude run. | 9.7% |
 | Big Bunga | Have a Dude throw a single Bunga that deals 4,000 damage. | 8.7% |
 | Absolute Unit | Have a Dude grow to at least 1,000 centimeters tall. | 8.5% |
 | Profit-Driven Dude | Earn $30,000 profit from the Business Dude in a single run. | 7.0% |
 | Who Needs Healing? | Generate 50,000,000 Temporary Health. | 6.6% |
 | Merely a Setback | Win a run with a team comprised of only Undead Family Dudes. | 6.6% |
 | Don't Tase Me | Deal 250,000 damage with the Taser in one battle. | 4.2% |
 | Warp Speed | Win a run with a team comprised of only Sci-Fi Family Dudes. | 4.0% |
 | Doomer | Deal 300,000 damage in a single battle with the Mummy Dude's Curse of Doom. | 3.9% |
 | Never Felt Better | Have a Dude reach 1,000 Max HP. | 3.9% |
 | I've Seen Too Much | Discover every Collectible. | 3.8% |
 | Cosmic Forces | Win the final boss battle in Tier 3. | 3.5% |
 | Mob Mentality | Win a run without training any Regular Dudes at the Dude Whisperer. | 3.5% |
 | Try To Hit Me | Deflect 1,000,000 attacks. | 3.2% |
 | Workin' 9 to 5 | Win a run with a team comprised of only Employed Family Dudes. | 3.2% |
 | Plot Armor | Win a run with a team comprised of only Action Family Dudes. | 2.7% |
 | Fellowship of the Dudes | Win a run with a team comprised of only Fantasy Family Dudes. | 2.4% |
 | Anonymous | Use Hacker Dudes to generate at least 100 Exploits in a single battle. | 2.3% |
 | Coupon Clipper | Buy 100 Relics at a discount using the Coupon Relic. | 1.4% |
 | Warmonger | Win a run with a team comprised of only Warrior Family Dudes. | 1.4% |
 | On The Move | Win a run with this team: Cowboy, Alien, Samurai, Explorer, and Wizard. | 0.6% |
 | Baby Boomer | Defeat 50,000 Toddlers. | 0.5% |
 | Retaliation | Win a run with this team: Psionic, Agent, Paladin, Spartan, and Druid. | 0.5% |
 | Way of the Fist | Have a Dude reach 15 Attack Speed during a battle. | 0.4% |
 | Support Squad | Win a run with this team: Alien, General, Lich, Time, and Manager. | 0.4% |
 | Big Pumpers | Win a run with this team: Ninja, Wizard, Ranger, Electrician, and Trooper. | 0.4% |