How Many Dudes Relics — Full List & Guide

Relics are the upgrade system that defines every How Many Dudes? run — equippable items that warp a Dude's stats and abilities for the rest of the run. The official Dudex currently lists 374 Relics: personal Relics tied to a specific Dude Type, Family Relics shared across a Dude Family, and Universal Relics that any Dude can use. This page covers the Relics actually worth hunting for, how the Relic pool works (straight from the official developer guide), and the complete searchable list of every Relic.

Best Relics to Hunt First

With 374 Relics in the pool, the ones you actually want are the ones that multiply what your core Dudes already do. These are our picks based on the official stats — the items that visibly carry runs when they show up:

• Bokken (Samurai Dude) — +20% Attack Power, +30% Max HP, and +20% Deflection in a single item. It patches the game's highest-DPS Dude into a self-sufficient stat monster.
• Blood Bag (Vampire Dude) — +50% Cleave, plus every Lifesteal on your team also heals the most-injured Roster Dude for 80% of the amount. It converts Vampire's self-sustain into team sustain.
• Ablative Shield (Knight Dude) — any Healing the Knight receives becomes 100% Temporary Health for 3 seconds. Pair it with a healer and the tank effectively never loses real HP.
• Loki's Arm (Viking Dude) — Berserk grants an extra 50% Attack Speed, and every Direct hit while Berserk stacks more Attack Power. This is the Viking snowball's engine — the Anger Management achievement tracks it at 200 stacks.
• Firewall (Hacker Dude) — +30% Max HP, +50% Crit Damage, and immunity to Cleave. Offense, defense, and a hard counter to Cleave enemies in one slot.
• Fossilizer (Time Dude) — +20% Toughness, and every detonating Anomaly grants its Dude stacking Toughness. The v1.0.5-rc.5 hotfix made this Relic properly grant Toughness, so it's been quietly strong since launch.

Notable Universal Relics (any Dude)

• Gravestone — a Knocked-Out Dude's skeleton keeps fighting as a Skeledude for the rest of the battle. Free bodies, no downside.
• Trench Coat — the whole team starts battle with +15% Toughness, decaying 1% per second down to 5%. Great early-burst insurance.
• Motivational Poster / Universal Healthcare — flat +10% Attack Power or +10% Max HP for every Dude. Boring, always useful.
• Hidden Daggers — +40% Cleave for the entire team; a big swing for any melee-heavy roster.
• Smelling Salts — a 15% chance for a Knocked-Out Dude to revive with 40% Max HP. Revive insurance that stacks with everything.
• Coupon — Merchant relics have a 10% chance to go 50% off. The economy pick for long runs.

How the Relic Pool Works

The official developer guide's most repeated lesson is Relic pool control: "Skew luck in your favor by controlling the pool of available Relics." Every run gives you two levers early on — Dude Families and Pre-Posted Flyers:

• Each Dude Type has 7 personal Relics, and each Dude Family has a collection of 8 Family Relics (official guide).
• When you post a Flyer for a Dude Type, that Dude's 7 personal Relics and his Family's 8 Relics are added to the pool of available Relics.
• Each Relic can only be added to the pool once. A team built from one Family keeps the pool small and makes the Relics you want show up far more often.
• Spread your Flyers across five different Families and you're pulling from 40 Family Relics + 35 Dude Relics — more variety, but the specific Relic you're hunting gets much rarer.

Personal, Family & Universal Relics

Relics fall into three buckets:

• Personal Relics — tied to one Dude Type, and usually keyed to his Ability (e.g. the Fossilizer is Time Dude's Relic). Grab them when you're building around that Dude.
• Family Relics — shared by every Dude in a Family (8 per Family per the official guide). They reinforce the Family's playstyle.
• Universal Relics — usable by any Dude, no Family or Dude-Type restriction. The Universal Dude achievement asks you to earn Gold Stars for every Universal Relic, and the Dudex lists them alongside the personal and Family sets — Gravestone, Trench Coat, and Coupon are a few examples.

Every Relic's exact effect is listed in the official Dudex — the searchable database below covers all 374 in plain language, so you can compare and plan your build without leaving this page.

Relic Strategy Tips (from the Dev Dudes)

Three rules the official guide keeps coming back to:

• Don't neglect any Dude's Relics. "The only weak Dude is a neglected Dude" — a Dude without his Relics falls behind his teammates and never gets a chance to shine.
• Pre-post the Flyer for the Relic you need. Want the Blood Bag for your Vampire Dude healer? Pre-post just the Vampire Flyer (and maybe one other) — a very small pool at the start makes the Blood Bag much more likely to show up.
• Stop adding unrelated Dude Types. Every extra Flyer dilutes the pool. A sixth Dude Type that doesn't fit your jobs usually weakens the Relic pool and leaves your core five underfunded.

All 374 Relics — Searchable Database

Every Relic from the official Dudex, with a plain-language summary of its effect. Type to filter:

Relic	Effect
Ab Roller	The Spartan Dude receives a 10% boost to both Max HP and Deflection, and he Spawns beside his fellow Dudes.
Ablative Shield	Any Healing the Knight Dude receives also grants him Temporary Health matching 100% of that Healing, which lasts for 3 seconds.
Alchemy Table	Toxin gains 1 extra stack, and whenever the Assassin Dude dishes out Direct Damage, a random additional enemy gets Toxin applied.
Ancient Idol	Using Canteen now additionally bestows 10% Block Chance for 5 seconds, with the buff able to stack as many as 2 times.
Ancient Sword	Two Skeledudes appear at the start of battle, and every Taunt carries a 5% chance to pull a Skeledude up from the Underworld, limited by a 1 second Global Cooldown.
Andon Cord	Whenever any Dude gets Knocked Out, all Dudes pick up 90% Toughness for 2 seconds, but only once per battle due to the Global Cooldown.
Antifragility Implant	The Psionic Dude gains 30% Max HP; Deflected Damage grants him Temporary Health equal to 20% of his Max HP for 2 seconds, on a 1 second Cooldown.
Anubis Statue	Applying Curse of Doom to an enemy carries a 15% chance to Heal your most-injured Roster Dude for 100% of the amount applied.
Arcane Monocle	The Wizard Dude gets 50% Crit Damage, while any Dude inside a Fireball's blast radius gains 5% Attack Power for 4 seconds, stacking up to 5 times.
Arsenal	Every Dude receives a 5% boost to Crit Chance along with 20% more Crit Damage.
Aspis	The Spartan Dude earns 15% Toughness, and his Phalanx gains an extra 10% chance to Block for other Spartan Dudes.
Bag of Bones	Unconscious Thralls revive 50% of the time when entering the Ranch after battle, and a Thrall gaining a Revenant stack has a 20% chance to Summon a Skeledude.
Bagpipes	The Knight Dude gets 10% extra Toughness, and each Direct Damage hit gives him a 20% chance to Taunt a nearby enemy.
Bamboo Dummy	The Samurai Dude gains 20% Deflection; every Deflect grants him 5% Crit Chance for 5 seconds, up to 3 stacks.
Bandage	Whenever the Explorer Dude drinks from Canteen, he additionally Heals the most-injured Roster Dude for the same amount.
Bandoleer	A Dude who arrives after getting Lassoed strikes up to 10 nearby enemies, splitting 100% of his Max HP in damage between them.
Barrel of Oranges	The Pirate Dude gains 20% Max HP, and each Critical Hit he lands grants him a stacking 5% Healing Received for the rest of the battle, up to 5 times.
Bass Drum	Four Chord Song from the Bard Dude makes your Dudes dance, with every stack handing out 2% Evasion.
Bat Wings	Upon taking Fatal Damage, a Vampire Dude Lifesteals from nearby enemies until his HP is topped off, then teleports away, all on a 10 second Cooldown.
Battle Hymn	Blessing cast by the Paladin Dude now provides 20% Attack Power together with 30% Run Speed.
Battle Standard	Every Dude gets a 5% boost to Crit Chance.
Beam Splitter	Tractor Beam from the Alien Dude hits an extra Dude and also grants that target Temporary Health equal to 10% of his Max HP for 2 seconds.
Bean Burrito	A Dude who gets Knocked Out lets off a toxic gas burst on landing, hitting nearby enemies for damage equal to 400% of his DPS.
Bear Arms	Landing a Direct Crit while in Bear Form gives the Druid Dude a stacking 5% Attack Power that persists for the rest of the battle.
Bear Back	Entering Bear Form now bestows 20% Toughness, and the Druid Dude also receives Temporary Health for 30% of his Max HP lasting 3 seconds.
Bear Down	On Fatal Damage, the Druid Dude fully Heals, enters Bear Form, and Dashes to the farthest enemy, damaging his path for 50% of his DPS on a 10 second Cooldown.
Bear Grill	On top of its usual perks, Bear Form now delivers an extra 20% Attack Power, 10% Crit Chance, and 10% Lifesteal.
Bear Hug	Entering Bear Form makes the Druid Dude roar, empowering nearby Dudes with 20% Attack Power and 10% Toughness for 3 seconds.
Bear Knuckle	The Druid Dude earns 10% Crit Chance, and enemy damage gives him a 10% chance to counterattack with Direct Damage equal to 200% of his DPS.
Bear Mace	Dealing Attack Damage gives the Druid Dude a 50% chance to hit again with Direct Damage up to 100% of his Attack Power, growing as the target's HP Percentage drops.
Belligerent Parrot	When a Dude performs a Taunt, he hits the enemy for 50% of his Attack Power.
Belted Greaves	The Knight Dude gets 10% Toughness, and every Knight Dude on your Team grants all Dudes 1% Toughness, capping at 10%.
Bite Stick	Fatal Damage to a Roster Dude gives a Cowboy Dude a 50% chance to Lasso him to safety and fully Heal him, limited to once per battle.
Black Sheep	At the opening of battle, the Dude Type at the tail of your Roster instantly Taunts up to 5 random enemies for 3 seconds.
Blacksmith's Hammer	The Knight Dude gains 30% Max HP, and his Direct Crits deal extra damage worth 40% of his current Temporary Health.
Blaze of Glory	Orbital Strike now drops 3 Laser Grenades, each firing 3 Laser Bolts at random enemies for Direct Damage equal to 50% of the Trooper Dude's Attack Power.
Blood Bag	The Vampire Dude gains 50% Cleave, and every Lifesteal now also Heals the most-injured Roster Dude for 80% of the amount drained.
Blood Siphon	While below 50% HP, the Vampire Dude responds to damage by Siphoning 20% HP from a random healthier Roster Dude and applying Bloodsucker Aura to him.
Bloody Talisman	Any Dude who receives Healing picks up 1% Attack Speed for the remainder of the battle, stacking as many as 20 times.
Blow Gun	Using Canteen also makes the Explorer Dude fire sedating darts at 3 enemies, cutting their Attack Power by 5% for 5 seconds with up to 3 stacks.
Bokken	The Samurai Dude is granted 20% Attack Power, 30% Max HP, and 20% Deflection all at once.
Bone Axe	The Skeledude gains 100% Attack Power, and when one takes Fatal Damage, all nearby Dudes get 10% Crit Chance for 6 seconds.
Bone Broth	The Frankendude's Blood Pump now also Heals the next 2 most-injured Roster Dudes, each receiving 30% of the HP Donated.
Bonfire	Each Dude of the same Family on your Team adds 1% Max HP to all Dudes, up to a 20% ceiling.
Bonus Check	His Interns now get 20% Attack Speed and 5% Crit Chance from the Manager Dude.
Bony Backhand	The Skeledude gains 20% Toughness and, whenever he gets Summoned, Taunts up to 4 nearby enemies for 4 seconds.
Book of Life	Paladin Dudes gain 10% Healing Received, and a Paladin Dude who takes Fatal Damage from his Blessing instead Heals for 50% of his Max HP.
Book of Shadows	The Ninja Dude gets 50% Crit Damage, and his Shurikens now ricochet to 1 extra enemy.
Boombox	The Construction Dude sees his Max HP rise by 30% while gaining 20% Attack Speed.
Brain Implant	The Alien Dude gets 5% Regeneration, and every half-second each Alien Dude Equalizes HP with the Dude sitting directly above him on the Roster.
Brain in a Jar	The Frankendude gains 4% Regeneration, and whenever his Blood Pump Donates HP to a Dude, he also hits a nearby enemy with Direct Damage worth 10% of his DPS.
Brass Knuckles	At the start of battle, every Dude receives 30% Attack Power that fades by 3% each second until gone.
Brilliant Smile	Injecting a Dude already at maximum stacks of Novocaine Injection makes the Dentist Dude grant him 5% Attack Speed and Run Speed for 4 seconds, stacking up to 5 times.
Bullet Time	A Dude who gets Thrown has a 50% chance to land on his feet immediately, then pick up 30% Evasion and 10% Crit Chance for 2 seconds.
Bulletproof Suit	The Agent Dude gains 20% Toughness; a Roster Dude taking Fatal Damage gives an Agent Dude a 50% chance to Dash and fully Heal him, on a 15 second Cooldown.
Butterfly Stinger	Getting Cleaved makes a Dude teleport behind the enemy who Cleaved him and collect 20% Attack Power for 2 seconds.
Caboose	The Dude Type at the end of your Roster enjoys a 30% Max HP increase.
Caged Tiger	Whenever any Dude gets Knocked Out, every Dude gains 20% Crit Chance for 3 seconds.
Cairn	Taking Fatal Damage lets the Cave Dude keep fighting with Bunga triple hard, and every Bunga gets 10% stronger until battle ends, stacking once per battle.
Calcium Pills	The Skeledude gains 60% Max HP and the Necrodude gains 30% Max HP; a Skeledude taking Fatal Damage Heals the 5 most-injured Roster Dudes for 100% of his Max HP, divided evenly.
Canopic Jar	Triggering Curse of Doom hands every Mummy Dude a stacking 2% Attack Power that lasts for the rest of the battle.
Captain's Hat	The Dude Type leading your Roster gains 30% Attack Power.
Catering Truck	The Chef Dude earns 20% Toughness, and preparing a Burger stacks 10% Block Chance on him until he actually Blocks.
Causal Chain	Time Anomalies persist for 2 extra seconds, and detonating one copies 20% of its Stored Damage, split across every other Anomaly attached to its Dude.
Cave Painting	Every Cave Dude on your Team grants all Dudes 1% Max HP, with the bonus stacking up to 15 times.
Championship Belt	The Dude Type that shows up most frequently on your Roster receives a 30% Attack Power boost.
Chestplate	If the Knight Dude is hit for more than 5% of his Max HP, he gains Temporary Health for 3 seconds equal to 40% of that damage.
Chore List	Knocked Out, the Farmer Dude revives at 15% HP with 95% Toughness for 3 seconds while Taunting 10 enemies for 3 seconds, once per battle.
Chrono Towel	The Time Dude earns 30% Max HP and summons an additional Time Anomaly as well.
Circuit Breaker	Fatal Damage makes the Electrician Dude survive by unleashing electricity that hits nearby enemies for 100% of his DPS and Throws him back, on a 10 second Cooldown.
Clerical Error	The Cleric Dude now builds Holy Destruction equal to 50% of Divine Pulse's Raw Healing, then fires it as Direct Damage at the Best Fit enemy every 2 seconds.
Cloning Tank	Getting Knocked Out prompts the Trooper Dude to Orbital Strike in a replacement clone of himself, with a 10 second Cooldown.
Coffee Time	Donating HP via his "I'm Fine" ability makes the Farmer Dude Heal that Dude for 200% of what he Donated.
Combat Boots	The General Dude receives 20% more Toughness and Attack Power.
Combat Radio	Tactical Command now gives its target an Independently Stacking 15% Attack Power, 5% Crit Chance, and 30% Cleave for 4 seconds.
Conduit	The Electrician Dude picks up 30% Attack Power and opens every battle holding 10 Static Charges.
Cool Shades	Each Agent Dude Dash carries a 20% chance to explode, hitting up to 10 nearby enemies for 1,000% of his DPS split among them.
Copper Bolts	The Frankendude gains 30% Attack Speed, and his Direct Damage hits have a 20% chance to grant 1% Regeneration for 3 seconds, stacking up to 6 times.
Cosmic Geode	You instantly get 2 Meteors at 50% off their usual price; Meteor radius grows 100% larger, and struck enemies take 50% Vulnerability for 6 seconds.
Coupon	Relics the Merchant Dude Stocks have a 10% chance of getting marked down 50% off.
Cowbell	The Cowboy Dude earns 15% Toughness, and each Lasso has a 30% chance to snag an extra Dude in a Chained Effect.
Cuffed Briefcase	Dashing grants the Agent Dude a stacking 5% Attack Power and 5% Run Speed that endure for the rest of the battle.
Cutlass	Rum now gives 10% Crit Chance; a Direct Crit from the Pirate Dude Taunts 2 nearby enemies for 3 seconds and stacks 5% Crit Damage for the rest of battle.
Dancing Shoes	The Bard Dude gains 20% Max HP and 10% Evasion, with a 50% chance to play Four Chord Song whenever he Evades.
Dark Wand	Expelling Pact damage gives the Warlock Dude a 20% chance to blast a random enemy for 100% of his Attack Power as Direct Damage in a Chained Effect.
DDOS	Using an Exploit carries a 25% chance to keep it, and keeping it grants a stacking 10% Attack Power for the rest of the battle in a Chained Effect.
Deadline	When a Manager Dude or any Intern drops below 40% HP, he Equalizes his own HP with all his Interns' HP, on a 2 second Cooldown.
Death Mask	Triaging a Dude below 25% HP grants that Dude 30% Attack Speed and 15% Toughness for 3 seconds.
Death Rattle	During battle, each Unconscious Dude on your Team gives all Dudes 2% Attack Power, topping out at 30%.
Dental Explorer	Novocaine Injection gains 1 extra stack, and the Dentist Dude now fires it off on every Direct Crit he lands.
Dental Filling	Each Novocaine Injection gives the Dentist Dude a 30% chance to hand a random injured Dude Temporary Health equal to 150% of his Attack Power for 3 seconds.
Disguise	The Agent Dude gets 20% Deflection and 20% Max HP while passing 20% Deflection along to his Assets.
Dissection Kit	The Dude Type seated directly below the Alien Dude on the Roster has a 30% chance to fully Heal and instantly get Tractor Beamed after Fatal Damage.
Diversified Portfolio	Each Finance Dude on your Team gives every Dude 1% Attack Power, 1% Max HP, 2% Cleave, and 4% Run Speed, stacking to 10 times.
Divining Rod	Casting Divine Pulse trims the Cooldown of the Cleric Dude's next Divine Pulse by 5% per Dude Healed, capped at a 50% reduction.
Dog Tag	Each Knocked Out Dude grants all Dudes 20% Run Speed for the rest of the battle, stacking up to 50 times.
Dory	Blocking earns a Spartan Dude a stacking 1% Attack Power that stays for the rest of the battle.
Dream Fortress	A Psionic Dude who Deflects or Evades has a 20% chance to give himself and 5 random Dudes 1% Deflection for 4 seconds, stacking up to 20 times.
Duality	Quantum Dude and his Echo Dudes gain 30% Max HP, and Healing via Quantum Echo also grants 20% Deflection for 2 seconds.
Eagle Amulet	Firing a Magic Arrow gives the Ranger Dude a 30% chance to stack 1% Crit Chance and 5% Attack Power for the rest of the battle.
Earpiece	The Agent Dude gains 30% Attack Speed and gives his Asset 5% Evasion for 8 seconds, stacking as many as 3 times.
Ectoplasm Vial	Casting Phase Shift lets the Ghost Dude grant both target Dudes Temporary Health equal to 100% of his Attack Power for 3 seconds.
Electrical Tape	Using Static Discharge lets the Electrician Dude share 4% Attack Speed and 1% Evasion with all nearby Dudes for 5 seconds, stacking up to 5 times.
Electrolytes	Canteen use gives the Explorer Dude a 30% chance to Dash to the target Dude, granting Temporary Health worth 300% of his DPS until depleted.
Elven Aura	Each Magic Arrow gives the Ranger Dude and 3 nearby Dudes 5% Evasion and 5% Attack Power for 3 seconds, stacking up to 3 times.
Embalming Salt	Triggering Curse of Doom on an enemy carries a 20% chance to copy all of its Stored Damage onto another random enemy.
Ember Staff	Whenever one of his Fireballs hits the ground, the Wizard Dude gains an Independently Stacking 5% Crit Chance for 5 seconds.
Emergency Ring	Fatal Damage offers a Dude a 15% chance to cling on at 1 HP while gaining 100% Deflection for 3 seconds.
Employee Award	The Manager Dude plus the Dude Type directly beneath him on the Roster receive 20% Max HP and 10% Deflection.
Enchanted Girdle	Fatal Damage makes the Wizard Dude teleport to safety with Temporary Health for 100% of his Max HP until depleted, on a 10 second Cooldown.
Entanglement	The Quantum Dude binds himself to his Summoned Echo Dudes; all gain 10% Regeneration and have their HP Equalized every second.
Epinephrine	The Medic Dude's Triage now bestows 5% Attack Speed for 5 seconds, stacking up to 4 times.
Everburning Torch	Every Fireball the Wizard Dude casts earns him Temporary Health equal to 25% of his Max HP until it's depleted.
Evil Quill	Incoming damage on a non-Warlock Roster Dude has a 15% chance to shunt 90% of it into a random active Warlock Dude's Pact.
Exfiltrate.exe	Gaining an Exploit gives a Dude a 30% chance at Temporary Health for 25% of his Max HP for 3 seconds, on a 2 second Cooldown.
Expired Skin Cream	Healing a Zombie Dude makes him damage surrounding enemies for 200% of the Healing received, shared evenly among them.
Explosive Arrow	Magic Arrows turn Explosive 30% of the time, hitting up to 5 enemies near the original target for 500% of the Ranger Dude's Attack Power split evenly.
Explosive Innards	Direct Damage gives the Zombie Dude a 0.5% chance to blow up, dealing 200% of his Max HP to surrounding enemies, though the blast Knocks Out the Zombie Dude himself.
Fairy Ring	Instantly grants 2 Strange Spores at 50% off their price, and any Dude under their effects gains 100% Healing Received.
False Face	Right as battle starts, all Dudes are granted 20% Evasion for the next 8 seconds.
False Fangs	Every Dude gains 5% Lifesteal.
Financial Calculator	Finance Dudes gain 20% Deflection, and every Finance Dude on your Team boosts investing profits at the Business Dude by 1%.
Finger Guard	Firing a Magic Arrow gives the Ranger Dude a 30% chance to loose another in a Chained Effect.
Firewall	The Hacker Dude gains 30% Max HP and 50% Crit Damage while becoming immune to being Cleaved.
Flaming Skull	The Skeledude burns 10% of his Max HP each second, inflicting the same amount of damage on surrounding enemies.
Focus Mitts	Every Dude gets 5% Crit Chance, and damage that fails to Crit stacks 10% Crit Damage that clears on a successful Crit.
Force Field	Dropping a Dude's HP below 40% via damage hands him 30% Deflection for 3 seconds.
Fork Bomb	The Hacker Dude gets 30% Attack Power, and his Direct Damage has a 20% chance to pass an Exploit to a random Roster Dude.
Fossilizer	The Time Dude earns 20% Toughness, and detonating Anomalies grant their Dude 4% Toughness for 3 seconds, stacking up to 5 times.
Fountain of Youth	Fatal Damage makes the Explorer Dude Dash away, fully Heal, and stack 10% Attack Power for all Explorer Dudes for the rest of the battle, on a 10 second Cooldown.
Frenzy Stone	Each Summoned Skeledude hands all Dudes 1% Attack Speed for the rest of the battle, stacking up to 30%.
Fresh Sheets	All Dudes gain 10% Max HP; the Ghost Dude additionally gains 10% Evasion and a 20% chance to cast Phase Shift whenever he Evades.
Frilled Shoulderpads	Tactical Command now Heals for 20% of the target Dude's Max HP, mirroring that amount to the General Dude as Temporary Health for 4 seconds, with Overhealing on the target converting to Temporary Health.
Frog Bottle	At battle's start and then every 5 seconds, the Assassin Dude hurls toxic frogs that apply Toxin to 5 nearby enemies.
Fuzzy Socks	Every 25 feet the Electrician Dude travels earns a Static Charge, and that distance shrinks as his Run Speed climbs.
Gold Insignia	Using Tactical Command applies 10% Crit Exposure to Taunted enemies for 4 seconds.
Golden Glove	All Dudes get 5% Evasion, and Evading gives a Dude a 10% chance to strike his attacker with Direct Damage for 100% of his DPS, always a Crit.
Golden Parachute	Fatal Damage makes a Finance Dude save himself by Siphoning up to 10% HP from random Roster Dudes until full, on a 4 second Cooldown.
Golden Shield	The Paladin Dude receives 30% Max HP and gains the ability to Bless 2 extra Dudes.
Golden Tongue	The Mummy Dude picks up 30% Max HP, and his Direct Damage now produces 30% more Doom.
Grappling Dummy	Enemies carry a 5% Miss Chance, and a Miss gives the target Dude a 30% chance to retaliate with Direct Damage for 100% of the enemy's intended damage.
Gravestone	A Knocked Out Dude's skeleton is Summoned as a Skeledude that keeps fighting for the rest of the battle.
Great Helm	Any Dude who Taunts an enemy receives 3% of his Max HP as Temporary Health for 3 seconds.
Grog	Berserk now provides 100% Cleave and stretches 2 seconds longer.
Ground Wire	The Electrician Dude no longer gets Stunned after being Thrown, and each enemy shocked by Static Discharge gives him 5% Run Speed for the rest of battle, stacking 40 times.
Growth Hormone	The Mutant Dude gains 5% Regeneration, and a bursting Floofball grants its host Dude 10% Healing Received and 10% Attack Power for 5 seconds, stacking to 2 times.
Guitar Pick	Four Chord Song from the Bard Dude now stacks 4 extra times and reaches 1 additional Dude.
Hachimaki	A Samurai Dude's Direct Crit carries a 20% chance for all Samurai Dudes to gain stacking 5% Crit Damage for the rest of the battle.
Hair of the Dog	Every 2 Rums the Pirate Dude drinks, he gains 20% Evasion and 10% Crit Chance for 3 seconds.
Hair Trigger	30% chance: Trooper Dude Attack Damage fires a Laser Bolt at a random enemy for 100% Attack Power; Laser Bolts have a 50% chance to bounce to a second target.
Half-Full Glass	Dropping below 50% HP from damage triggers a Heal of 15% of a Dude's Max HP, on a 5 second Cooldown.
Hammer Belt	The Construction Dude tosses an extra Hammer, and each Hammer has a 10% chance to Stun its target for 1 second.
Hammer of Smiting	Direct Damage to a Paladin Dude's Bless target gives him a 10% chance to smite the attacker, Stunning it for damage equal to his DPS.
Hand Sanitizer	The Medic Dude gains 20% Max HP, and each Triage cast gives him Temporary Health for 2 seconds equal to 10% of his Max HP.
Hard Hat	Fatal Damage gives the Construction Dude Temporary Health for 80% of his Max HP while he Dashes away, Stunning enemies in his path, on a 10 second Cooldown.
Hardtack	Surviving damage that drops the Pirate Dude below 30% HP gives him a 30% chance to fully Heal and gain 20% Evasion for 3 seconds.
Haunted Mirror	Phase Shift targets receive 2% Regeneration from the Ghost Dude for 5 seconds, stacking up to 3 times.
Heart Boxers	Each time the Merchant Dude Stocks his inventory, a 25% chance exists that he's charmed into offering a free shop Restock.
Heating Pad	Everyone gains 5% Lifesteal, and a Dude who Lifesteals picks up 40% Cleave for 2 seconds.
Heroic Medal	The General Dude receives 20% Max HP, and his Tactical Command now aims at an extra Dude.
Hidden Daggers	Every Dude gains 40% Cleave.
Hollow Fangs	The Vampire Dude receives 60% Attack Power and 50% Cleave.
Holy Symbol	Fatal Damage makes the Cleric Dude fully Heal and unleash Divine Pulse with 300% more range and 1,000% more power, once per battle.
Holy Water	Divine Pulse Heals low-HP Dudes more, with the boost matching the target Dude's missing HP Percentage.
Hunter's Blade	The Ranger Dude gains 20% Max HP and 10% Crit Chance, and a Direct Crit gives him a 50% chance to fire a Magic Arrow.
Ice Arrow	Magic Arrows from the Ranger Dude turn Icy 30% of the time, dealing 100% bonus damage and hitting struck targets with 20% Vulnerability for 4 seconds.
Ice Bath	Every Dude gains 2% Regeneration, and Regeneration-based Healing carries a 10% chance to add a bonus 20% of his Max HP.
Imposing Podium	Tactical Command's target gains an Independently Stacking 10% Toughness for 4 seconds.
Incense Holder	The Cleric Dude earns 30% Attack Power, and Divine Pulse Healing grows by 5% for each Dude inside its radius.
Incident Calendar	Every second of battle stacks 1% Attack Power on all Dudes, but the stacks drop to zero if a Roster Dude gets Knocked Out.
Inertia Bubble	Tractor Beam's Cooldown drops by 1 second, and reaching his Tractor Beam destination triggers an explosion dealing 50% of his DPS split among surrounding enemies.
Intercom	Every Manager Dude now coordinates with the others to lock onto the same Micromanage Target.
Ion Storm	You instantly receive 2 Bottled Lightnings with their price cut by 50%; Bottled Lightning then deals 100% more damage and Stuns enemies 300% longer.
Jaw Implant	Fatal Damage makes a Frankendude eat another Dude to fully Heal and gain 20% Toughness for 10 seconds, favoring Summoned Dudes, on a 10 second Cooldown.
Jazz Flute	A successful Evade hands any Dude a 10% Crit Chance boost that lasts 2 seconds.
Jobs Ad	You instantly gain 3 Regular Dudes, and a Dude returning from the Dude Whisperer has a 50% chance to fetch an extra new Dude of a random Flyer Dude Type.
Katana Sharpener	Reaching his Dash target earns the Samurai Dude an Independently Stacking 20% Attack Power and 2% Crit Chance for 4 seconds.
Keratin Sheet	The Mutant Dude gains 15% Toughness, and a bursting Floofball gives its host Dude 10% Toughness and 30% Cleave for 3 seconds.
Knucklebones	Taking damage from an enemy's Cleave gives a Dude a 25% chance to curse the attacker with 15% Cleave Damage Down for 4 seconds.
Laughing Gas	The Dentist Dude earns 5% Crit Chance, and every Novocaine Injection stack spreads 10% of incoming damage across 3 seconds.
Lava Pendant	On impact, Fireballs have a 30% chance to bounce off and soar toward a fresh target in a Chained Effect.
Leaky Heart Valve	The Frankendude gains 30% Max HP, and his Blood Pump dishes out 3% Toughness and 4% Attack Speed for 5 seconds, stacking up to 5 times.
Leather Bracer	Blocking for another Dude via Phalanx gives the Spartan Dude 5% Crit Chance for 2 seconds, stacking up to 3 times.
Lieutenant's Sigil	The third Dude Type in your Roster gains 10% Crit Chance.
Life Insurance	Finance Dudes insure the Dude Types right below them on the Roster, generating $2 each time one of those Dudes gets Knocked Out.
Lightning Rod	The Electrician Dude gains 20% Max HP, and Static Discharge has a 50% chance to leap to one more enemy in a Chained Effect.
Line of Credit	The Finance Dude gains 1% Attack Power for every $50 that you have on hand.
Lint Roller	Damage exceeding 10% of the Ghost Dude's Max HP gets Transferred, with the excess split between 3 random other Roster Dudes.
Liquid Courage	Every Dude gains 10% Toughness.
Liquid Metal	Fatal Damage turns the Cyborg Dude into an Invulnerable puddle for 2 seconds, then grants 5 stacks of Extermination, a full Heal, and renewed fighting, on a 10 second Cooldown.
Living Hand	Battle opens with 2 Summoned Skeledudes, and 1 more Skeledude arrives every 10 rounds.
Living Will	Whenever any Dude gets Knocked Out, the 10 most-injured Roster Dudes are Healed for 20.
Loaded Dice	Instantly grants 2 Pocket Dice at half price, and each Pocket Dice has a 50% chance to avoid being consumed on use.
Loki's Arm	Berserk now adds 50% Attack Speed, and Direct Damage dealt while Berserk gives the Viking Dude stacking 5% Attack Power that fades when Berserk ends.
Loose Tooth	For every Zombie Dude positioned nearby during a fight, the Zombie Dude picks up 20% Attack Power and 2% Healing Received, with the bonus stacking as high as 5 times.
Loyalty Card	Restocking the Merchant Dude's shop is $25 cheaper, and the first Restock never costs anything.
Lunch Pail	Once the Construction Dude has racked up 250 total damage dealt, he reaches his lunch break and restores himself to 100% of his Max HP.
Mag Boots	The Cyborg Dude receives a 20% Deflection and 30% Max HP boost, and being Thrown no longer leaves him Stunned.
Mana Collector	Every 2 seconds, every Dude gains Temporary Health worth 6% of his Max HP, and that shielding sticks around until something wears it down.
Marrow Leech	Each time the Lich Dude's Enthrall damage pulses, he Taunts 5 enemies for 5 seconds and, just before the pulse, Siphons as much HP as he can from his Thralls.
Marrow Scooper	A Necrodude facing Fatal Damage sacrifices one Skeledude to recover HP equal to 100% of that Skeledude's Max HP, with a 5 second Cooldown between uses.
Medallion of Vengeance	A Paladin Dude struck by non-Blessing Fatal Damage fully Heals, all Paladin Dudes gain stacking 15% Attack Power for the battle, on a 10 second Cooldown.
Medical Bag	A Medic Dude struck for more than 15% of his Max HP who survives Heals himself for 50% of the damage taken.
Medical Nanites	Every Dude on the roster gains a flat 5% Toughness bonus and an additional 1% Regeneration.
Megaphone	The General Dude makes Dudes Taunt 2 extra enemies at once and deals damage around the Taunter equal to 300% of his DPS, divided among enemies hit.
Memento Mori	All Dudes benefit from a flat 10% boost to Healing Received at all times during battle.
Memory Cube	The Psionic Dude gets 20% Max HP; whenever any Dude Taunts an enemy, he also picks up 3% Deflection for 3 seconds, stacking to a maximum of 10.
Mental Wall	Alongside a 20% Max HP boost, a Psionic Dude who eats Attack Damage gains 1% Toughness for 2 seconds, with up to 20 stacks possible.
Metronome	Evading gives the Bard Dude a 40% shot at Temporary Health equal to 10% of his Max HP that lingers for 2 seconds.
Milkshake	Chef Dude's Burger delivery has a 30% chance to fling a Milkshake, granting him and a nearby Dude Temporary Health equal to 150% of his Attack Power for 4 seconds.
Mind Spike	Any Deflect triggers a 5% chance for your Psionic Dudes to counterattack in unison, each smacking the attacker for 50% of their own DPS.
Mise en Place	The Chef Dude kicks off every battle at his Burger cap, and each Burger's Healing is boosted by 50%.
Mix Tape	The Ninja Dude gains 20% Evasion, and using Shuriken Throw grants an Independently Stacking 5% Attack Power for 3 seconds.
Mobius Strip	Instantly gain 2 Dude Juice, and every consumable used during battle has a 30% chance to go unconsumed.
Moonshine	A Dude who shows up after getting Lassoed earns 30% Toughness that holds for 5 seconds.
Morphine	The Medic Dude's Triage has a 30% chance to apply Temporary Health for 3 seconds worth 200% of the amount Healed.
Motivational Poster	Every Dude receives 10% Attack Power.
Mouthguard	Everyone gets 5% Deflection, and a successful Deflect carries a 10% chance to add 10% Block Chance for the next 2 seconds.
Mouthwash	At battle start the Dentist Dude fires off Novocaine Injection 5 times, and every use also patches up the most-injured Roster Dude for 50% of his Attack Power.
Naginata	When a Samurai Dude's first Direct Damage after Dashing is a Critical Hit, he Heals for 50% of his Max HP, instantly uses Swift Pursuit, and gains stacking 50% Run Speed for 5 seconds.
Nailgun	The Construction Dude's Hammers additionally Nail their target for 50% of his Attack Power, saddling it with 2% Cleave Damage Down for 4 seconds that can stack 5 times.
Nebulizer	If the Assassin Dude hits an already-maxed Toxin stack with more Toxin, the enemy also takes damage equal to 100% of his Attack Power.
Necrodudicon	The Necrodude's Skeledude Summoner ability cools down 50% faster.
Neural Net	A Psionic Dude's Deflect now erases 40% of the Deflected Damage before the rest can reach another Dude.
NFT	After every battle, each Finance Dude still standing holds a 2% chance to mint $200 and an independent 2% chance to drop $100.
Nuclear Codes	All Dudes get 5% Attack Speed, and each Roster Dude Attack guesses the next Nuclear Code digit; complete the sequence and every enemy eats 20000 damage.
Odin Statue	Damage dropping the Viking Dude's HP below 50% - and again below 25% - automatically sends him into Berserk.
OH DANG! Button	Fatal Damage gives a Dude a 20% chance to shock a nearby enemy for 100% of his DPS as Direct Damage, teleporting out with 25% Max HP as Temporary Health.
Old Jacket	The Zombie Dude picks up 20% Max HP along with a 30% bump in Healing Received.
Open Floor Plan	Micromanage gets an upgrade, copying and Storing an extra 10% of the Manager Dude's Interns' dealt damage.
Oregano	The Chef Dude boosts the Food Dude's meal effects by 100%, and his Burgers now grant 10% Attack Speed for 4 seconds.
Organ Bucket	The Frankendude gains 100% Run Speed and 5% Regeneration, plus 5% Attack Power during battle for each Unconscious Dude on your Team.
Organ Donor List	The Frankendude's Blood Pump Donates an extra 10% of his HP; a Roster Dude taking Fatal Damage is saved by the healthiest Frankendude with at least 30% HP Donating 50% of his current HP, on a 15 second Cooldown.
Overactive Amygdala	Once 20 of a Mutant Dude's Floofballs burst, he Dashes through enemies, dealing 100% of his Attack Power to each and banking stacking 10% Attack Power for the battle.
Overcharged Amp	The Bard Dude's Four Chord Song hits for 200% of his DPS, divvied up among 3 nearby enemies.
Overclocked Servos	The Cyborg Dude receives a 200% Run Speed increase and a 30% Attack Power boost.
Oversized Pauldrons	The Paladin Dude's Blessing now shaves an extra 10% off damage taken while Transferring 10% more of that damage to the Paladin Dude.
Padded Helmet	Getting Thrown grants a Dude 100% Run Speed, 30% Attack Speed, and Temporary Health equal to 10% of his Max HP for 4 seconds.
Parry Buckler	Every Dude gains 5% Block Chance.
Particle Accelerator	Attaching an Anomaly to a Dude grants him 20% Attack Speed and 20% Run Speed for 2 seconds, and the buff can stack up to 5 times.
Peg Leg	The Pirate Dude gets 20% Max HP, and each Evade gives him a 10% chance to Taunt 2 nearby enemies for 3 seconds.
Phantasm Crystal	The Ghost Dude's Phase Shift targets get 10% Evasion and 5% Lifesteal for 3 seconds.
Piano Wire	Whenever an Asset gets hurt, his Agent Dude has a 20% chance to hit back, dealing 200% of his DPS to whoever landed the blow.
Pitchfork	Direct Damage from the Farmer Dude stacks an extra 20% Cleave; at 20 stacks the counter resets and he Taunts 3 nearby enemies for 3 seconds.
Pizza Party	Micromanage now refunds 50% of the damage it deals as Healing shared evenly between the Manager Dude and his Interns.
Plague Mask	The Assassin Dude gains 30% Max HP, and when an enemy falls to a Killing Blow, half its Toxin stacks scatter to random other enemies.
Plot Armor	Taking damage grants a Dude a 0.5% chance at 50% Attack Power and 90% Toughness for 2 seconds, though the trigger only fires once per battle.
Pneumatic Fist	Hitting his Primary Target with Direct Damage gives a Cyborg Dude a 25% chance to immediately deal another 100% of his Attack Power as Direct Damage, and this can chain.
Pocket Flask	On taking Fatal Damage the Pirate Dude downs some Rum, fully Healing himself, though the drink is on a 6 second Cooldown.
Pocket Obelisk	Every 5 seconds the Warlock Dude blinks to a random Dude, Taunting up to 5 enemies for 3 seconds and handing nearby Dudes 10% Crit Chance for 3 seconds.
Pocket Shurikens	The Ninja Dude now throws 1 extra Shuriken.
Pocket Singularity	Time Anomalies now copy an additional 20% of damage on top of their normal amount.
Possessed Urn	The Ghost Dude fires off Phase Shift every 3 seconds, and each cast grants him an Independently Stacking 5% Attack Power for 3 seconds.
Postmortem	A Manager Dude who takes Fatal Damage fully Heals and gives every Manager Dude a stacking extra 1% damage copied by Micromanage for the battle, on a 10 second Cooldown.
Power Siphon	Every 2 seconds, Dudes sitting below 25% of Max HP in Temporary Health Siphon the difference from Dudes with surplus, and the borrowed shielding lasts 4 seconds.
Probe	The Alien Dude gains 30% Max HP, and for 2 seconds after Tractor Beaming a Dude his Direct Damage gains a bonus equal to 25% of that Dude's Attack Power.
Protective Cloak	The Cleric Dude gets 10% Toughness, and Divine Pulse shields up to 5 Roster Dudes in its radius with Temporary Health equal to 20% of his DPS for 3 seconds.
Psychic Hood	Damage taken by a Psionic Dude frazzles the attacker's mind, costing them 1% Attack Power and adding 1% Vulnerability for 2 seconds, up to 10 stacks.
Pumpkin Latte	Instantly grants 2 Health Potions at half price, and Health Potions now Heal every Roster Dude while granting 20% Toughness for 5 seconds.
Purple Heart	A Critical Hit earns its Dude Temporary Health for 2 seconds equal to 10% of his Max HP, on a 2 second Cooldown.
Pyre	Cave Dudes gain 15% Toughness, and whenever any Dude gets Knocked Out, each Cave Dude has a 10% chance to Bunga.
Quantum Tunnel	The Quantum Dude Summons one extra Echo Dude, letting him field 2 Echo Dudes at once.
Quark Nugget	Every 5 seconds, each active Echo Dude lets the Quantum Dude hand 2 random Roster Dudes Temporary Health equal to 100% of his DPS for 5 seconds.
RAD Infusion	Upon reaching their Tractor Beam destination, Dudes gain 25% Attack Power and 5% Crit Chance for 2 seconds, stacking as high as 4 times.
Rage Bait	Damage that pushes a Dude's HP below 30% grants him 100% Cleave for 3 seconds.
Red Team	The Hacker Dude gains 5% Crit Chance, and each Direct Crit he lands advances the compile timer of his next Exploit by 3%.
Requiem	Any Dude getting Knocked Out makes the Bard Dude play a Requiem that gives 20% Toughness to 5 random Dudes for 4 seconds.
Retainer	The Dentist Dude gains 20% Attack Speed, and every second each Novocaine Injection stack Heals up to 3% of the Dude's Max HP, scaling with his missing HP Percentage.
Retractable Shield	The Cyborg Dude gains 10% Toughness, and each 100 Extermination stacks generated by your Cyborg Dudes grants all Dudes 30% Deflection for 1 second.
Rewinder	On Fatal Damage, a Time Dude's Anomalies detonate for 200% bonus damage, he fully Heals, and he warps back to where he stood 1 second ago; 8 second Cooldown.
Ring of Shielding	25% of all Overhealing is now converted into Temporary Health that lasts for 2 seconds.
Ritual Dagger	All Dudes gain 2% Regeneration, and Healing through it gives a 20% chance to hurl a dagger at a random enemy for 100% of his DPS as Direct Damage.
River Raft	The Explorer Dude begins combat with a full Canteen and tops up one Sip for every 100 feet he covers.
Rotting Steak	Every Dude gains 10% Attack Speed and 30% Run Speed.
RTO Mandate	Heading back into the Ranch after a round win gives each Unconscious Dude a 15% chance to come back revived.
Rubber Arrow	There's a 30% chance Magic Arrows turn Rubber, letting each one ricochet to 2 extra targets.
Rubber Glove	The Medic Dude's Triage Heals 50% more and reaches 1 additional Dude.
Ruby Scepter	The Paladin Dude enjoys 20% more Max HP and a 20% increase in Healing Received.
Rum Cask	On Evade, the Pirate Dude has a 10% chance to toss a cask to a random Roster Dude, who then enjoys the effects of Rum.
Runic Tattoo	The Viking Dude has a 50% chance to enter Berserk at battle start, and any Dude going Berserk gains 10% of his Max HP as Temporary Health for 4 seconds.
Rush Order	Each Burger the Chef Dude prepares carries a 30% chance to whip up another one, and that extra Burger can chain the same chance.
Saddle Horn	Lassoing a Dude gives a Cowboy Dude a 25% chance to snag an enemy too, cutting its Attack Power by 10% and applying 20% Vulnerability for 3 seconds.
Safety Glasses	Every Dude on the team receives a 10% Deflection bonus along with 10% Attack Speed.
Salt Lick	At combat start all Farmer Dudes Taunt every enemy for 4 seconds and take on 40% Toughness that erodes 5% per second.
Sandstorm	Direct Damage from the Mummy Dude has a 25% chance to blind the target, bumping its Miss Chance by 10% for 3 seconds.
Sarcophagus	Taking Fatal Damage makes the Mummy Dude strike the most-Doomed enemy for 500% of his DPS; killing it fully Heals him, on a 5 second Cooldown.
Scales of Death	The Lich Dude gains 30% Max HP and Taunts 6 enemies for 6 seconds the moment battle begins.
Scarabs	Triggering Curse of Doom gives a 30% chance to deal its Stored Damage as Direct Damage to 3 other random enemies, divided between them.
Schrödinger's Box	Any Roster Dude facing Fatal Damage has a 50% chance to fully Heal by absorbing an Echo Dude, an act that destroys the Echo Dude.
Scorpion Stinger	The Assassin Dude gains 30% Attack Power, and every Toxin stack now also applies 5% Vulnerability.
Script Kitty	Using an Exploit earns any Dude a 10% Crit Chance boost for the following 4 seconds.
Scroll of Mockery	The Knight Dude gains 20% Max HP, and enemies he Taunts pick up 10% Crit Exposure for 3 seconds.
Scythe	The Lich Dude gains 30% Max HP, and each Revenant stack now dishes out an extra 5% Attack Power and 1% Crit Chance.
Secret Orders	The Agent Dude gains 50% Cleave, while his Assets receive 40% Attack Speed and 10% Crit Chance.
Sensitivity Training	Every unique Family present on your Roster grants all Dudes a 5% Attack Power bonus apiece.
Sequined Vest	Every Dude on your roster receives a flat 5% Evasion boost at all times during battle.
Sewing Kit	Whenever a Dude takes non-Fatal damage, he has a 15% chance to Heal for 100% of the damage taken.
Shadow Dagger	Direct Damage from the Ninja Dude has a 20% chance to trigger an instant follow-up strike for 100% of his Attack Power as Direct Damage, a Chained Effect.
Shadow Skin	Lifestealing while above 90% HP gives a Vampire Dude Temporary Health worth 50% of the Lifesteal amount for 3 seconds.
Shadowy Funnel	The Warlock Dude gains 5% Crit Chance, and each Direct Crit Expels 25% of his Stored Pact damage onto nearby enemies, split between them.
Sharpened Stars	Every Shuriken the Ninja Dude throws grants him an Independently Stacking 1% Crit Chance for 1 second.
Shield Belt	Every Dude on your roster gains a flat 15% Deflection boost at all times during battle.
Shield Spikes	Blocking gives a Dude a 25% chance to reflect damage equal to 200% of his DPS back at the attacker.
Shock Helmet	The Trooper Dude gains 20% Max HP, and each Orbital Strike grants him an Independently Stacking 10% Toughness lasting 10 seconds.
Shrunken Head	The Zombie Dude gains 20% Max HP and 4% Regeneration.
Six Shooter	Catching a Dude with his Lasso makes the Cowboy Dude fire on up to 6 nearby enemies for 100% of his DPS, split between them, and those shots always Crit.
Skull Drum	When a Dude Bungas, he banks a stacking 3% Attack Power that persists for the rest of the battle.
Smelling Salts	Getting Knocked Out carries a 15% chance for a Dude to revive and instantly Heal for 40% of his Max HP.
Smoke Bomb	Damage dropping the Ninja Dude below 50% HP turns him Invisible for 2 seconds, while nearby Dudes gain 50% Crit Damage for 3 seconds.
Snake Oil	Each stack of the Assassin Dude's Toxin now also applies a 3% Miss Chance to the target.
Snapback Sneakers	Landing after a Throw gives a Dude a 30% chance to shake off the Stun instantly and teleport back to his launch point.
Soul Chain	Each Revenant stack a Thrall gains comes with a 30% chance to grab another one, and that extra stack can keep chaining.
Soul Reliquary	The Vampire Dude's Direct Damage marks the target's soul for 4 seconds, and any Dude damaging the marked target Heals for 15% of the damage dealt.
Spare Rock	Cave Dudes gain 30% Attack Power, and whenever one Bungas, nearby Dudes each have a 20% chance to Bunga along.
Special Sauce	Chef Dude Burgers now heal with the ability to Crit, and each Burger also grants 10% Crit Chance for 3 seconds.
Spell Book	The Wizard Dude gains 30% Attack Power and now hurls a Fireball for every 100 feet he travels.
Spirit Bomb	A Thrall gaining a Revenant stack triggers a necrotic blast that hits surrounding enemies for 300% of his DPS, divided among them.
Splitting Headache	Instantly grants 2 Burner Phones at half price, and Dudes teleported by one gain 50% Attack Power, 50% Attack Speed, and 10% Crit Chance for 5 seconds.
Spooky Doll	The Ghost Dude has a 25% chance to set off an ectoplasm explosion around his Phase Shift targets, applying 20% Vulnerability to surrounding enemies for 3 seconds.
Spray n' Pray	Landing a Direct Crit gives the Trooper Dude a 10% chance to fire Orbital Strike, limited by a 2 second Cooldown.
Sprinkler	The Farmer Dude gains 30% Max HP, and each Farmer Dude on your Team gives every Dude 0.2% Regeneration.
Spurs	The Cowboy Dude gains 150% Run Speed, and finishing a Lasso pull grants nearby Dudes 2% Crit Chance plus 5% Attack Power for 4 seconds, stacking 5 times.
Stasis Cube	Hostile Dudes are locked out of attacking until 2 seconds have passed since combat began.
Steel-Toed Boots	Every enemy the Construction Dude Hammers earns him 2% Toughness for the battle's remainder, stacking up to 15 times.
Superposition	Every 5 seconds the Quantum Dude gives nearby Dudes 20% Evasion for 3 seconds and then teleports somewhere new.
Supply Drop	Using Orbital Strike buffs the Trooper Dude and everyone near the impact zone with 5% Attack Power, 2% Attack Speed, and 1% Crit Chance for 5 seconds, stacking 5 times.
Tape Measure	Dealing damage gives the Construction Dude a 10% chance to toss a Tape Measure to a nearby Dude, granting 10% Attack Power and 10% Crit Chance for 4 seconds.
Target Painter	A full 30% of the Direct Damage the Trooper Dude deals is added to the damage of his next Orbital Strike.
Targeting Computer	Each Cyborg Dude on your Roster gives all Dudes 1% Crit Chance, capping at 10%, and a Cyborg Dude's Critical Hit has a 20% chance to generate an Extermination stack.
Tattered Shoes	Each Zombie Dude on your Team gives all Dudes 5% Run Speed and 2% Max HP, stacking up to 5 times.
Tax Break	Every $500 spent during the run grants all Dudes 1% Max HP, stacking up to 20 times.
Tax Evasion	Each $50 put into Restocking earns the Finance Dude 1% Evasion, capping out at 30%.
Thagomizer	Cave Dudes gain 10% Crit Chance, and their Bunga now strikes 5 extra enemies for 100% of Bunga damage, split between targets.
Thoughts and Prayers	Divine Pulse Healing grants a Dude 1% Evasion plus 10% more Healing from Divine Pulse for 4 seconds, stacking up to 10 times.
Ticking Clock	Every 5 seconds each Roster Dude has a 20% chance to detonate a bomb where he stands, hitting nearby enemies for 500% of his DPS split evenly among them.
Time Sink	A successful Deflect grants a Dude 3% Attack Speed for 5 seconds, with the buff stacking up to 5 times.
Time Trigger	Detonating a Time Anomaly carries a 20% chance to restart its timer and keep its Stored Damage rather than being destroyed.
Tinderbox	Each Explorer Dude on your Team spins inspiring tales that give all Dudes 1% Healing Received, topping out at 15%.
Tiny Mirror	Novocaine Injection now stacks 1 additional time, and the Dentist Dude has a 25% chance to immediately re-fire it, with the repeat able to chain.
Tosei Gusoku	Arriving at his Dash target grants the Samurai Dude Temporary Health equal to 30% of his Max HP for 4 seconds.
Tourniquet	A Medic Dude dropping below 30% HP from damage gives all Medic Dudes 30% Attack Speed for 3 seconds.
Tower Shield	The Spartan Dude's Phalanx Blocks for other Dudes 10% more often.
Trench Coat	All Dudes open combat with 15% Toughness that decays by 1% per second until it bottoms out at 5%.
Trophy Necklace	Bungaing grants a Dude 5% Toughness for 5 seconds, and the bonus can stack up to 4 times.
Trucker Hat	Every bit of Healing the Farmer Dude receives adds a stacking 1% Attack Power that lasts for the rest of the battle.
Tuning Fork	The Bard Dude gains 30% Attack Speed, Four Chord Song lasts 2 seconds longer, and Dudes at full stacks who hear it gain 20% Attack Power for 2 seconds.
Turbo Team	The Ninja Dude gains 20% Max HP, and each Shuriken Throw grants nearby Dudes 5% Attack Speed for 4 seconds, stacking up to 4 times.
Two-Sided Scroll	Casting Fireball gives the Wizard Dude a 25% chance to immediately hurl another, and that bonus cast can chain.
UFO Wax	When Tractor Beam ends, the Alien Dude and his target each gain an Independently Stacking 15% Deflection for 3 seconds.
Uncanny Ledger	The Warlock Dude gains 15% Lifesteal, and every 100 Pact damage he Expels adds a stacking 1% Attack Power for the rest of the battle.
Unholy Grail	The Dude Type listed above the Lich Dude now diverts 30% of his damage taken into the Lich Dude's Thralls as Stored damage rather than absorbing it himself.
Unit Tattoo	Blocking for another Dude via Phalanx gives the Spartan Dude a 30% chance to grant Temporary Health equal to 10% of his Max HP for 3 seconds.
Universal Healthcare	Every Dude gains 10% Max HP.
Unstable Plasmid	Each Floofball the Mutant Dude generates has a 25% chance to spawn another, and the chain can keep going.
Valkyrie Amulet	Fatal Damage fully Heals a Viking Dude and sends him Berserk, on a 20 second Cooldown that drops to 10 seconds when the damage lands during Berserk.
Vault	Winning a battle carries a 15% chance to earn a payout that is increased by 100%.
Velvet Robe	The Warlock Dude gains 20% Max HP, and every 2 seconds all Warlock Dudes split their Stored Pact damage evenly among themselves.
Venom Gland	Bursting Floofballs deal 50% of their host Dude's Attack Power as damage, divided among surrounding enemies.
Venomous Lipstick	The Vampire Dude gains 30% Attack Power, and his Direct Damage cuts enemy Attack Power by 2% for 5 seconds, stacking up to 5 times.
Viral Load	The Mutant Dude gains 20% Attack Speed and instantly spawns 4 Floofballs when battle kicks off.
Void Amethyst	The Warlock Dude gains 20% Attack Speed, his Pact damage trickles out over 2 extra seconds, and he Taunts 5 enemies for 4 seconds at battle start.
Waffle Fries	Burgers now arrive with Waffle Fries, giving the target Dude 5% Attack Power for 4 seconds with up to 5 stacks.
Wakizashi	The Samurai Dude gains 50% Cleave, and his Direct Crits award stacking 2% Attack Power for the rest of the battle.
Warhorn	The Viking Dude gains 10% Attack Power, and every Berserk carries a 30% chance for another Dude to also go Berserk, a Chained Effect.
Warp Deck	Every 8 seconds, an isolated Dude gets Knocked Out, warped next to a random Dude, and instantly revived at his previous HP.
Wave Function	Quantum Echo gains a 50% chance to Heal an extra injured Roster Dude, and the Quantum Dude now casts it every 50 feet he travels.
White Hat	A Roster Dude facing Fatal Damage has a 50% chance to be saved by a Hacker Dude, gaining 2 Exploits and Invulnerability for 2 seconds, but only once per battle.
Wi-Fi Adapter	Hitting his Primary Target with Direct Damage gives the Cyborg Dude a 20% increased chance to generate an Extermination stack.
Willing Flesh	The Zombie Dude gains 15% Healing Received, and a Zombie Dude getting Knocked Out has a 5% chance to instantly revive all Unconscious Zombie Dudes at full HP, on a 4 second Global Cooldown.
Wire Stripper	The Electrician Dude gains 50% Cleave, and every Static Charge he holds is worth 10% Attack Power.
Wolfskin Cloak	The Viking Dude gains 20% Max HP, and Berserk now grants 20% Toughness.
Wooden Fence	The Farmer Dude builds Temporary Health equal to 25% of damage dealt, and each second he Donates 50% of his current shielding to the most-injured Roster Dude for 4 seconds.
Wrist Blade	The Assassin Dude gains 10% Evasion, and each Evade carries a 50% chance to apply Toxin to whoever attacked him.
Zinc Finger	A bursting Floofball has a 30% chance to regrow instantly with a stacking 30% boost to the Healing it provides on its next burst.

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